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Englesko-Srpski rečnik

Dark of the job = Taman posla

Waiting All Right for Bread = Čekanje u redu za hleb

Hello for ready = Zdravo za gotovo

A Little Tomorrow = Malo Sutra

I am working with a full penny = Radim punom parom

Big knife tomorrow = Kama Sutra

I am talking alone with the room = Pričam sam sa sobom

Calculate on me = Računaj na mene

Yes Little Duck = Dapače

Hey Wire Wire Wire, My Raincoat is Shaking = Hej, žica,žica, žica,drma mi se kabanica

Where are you, sick = Đe si, bolan

Boys from the end = Momci iz kraja

Translate me to the second page of the street = Prevedite me na drugu stranu ulice

On the face of the place = Na licu mesta

How yes no = Kako da ne

Worked Melissa = Radio Mileva

Meat Community = Mesna Zajednica

They put him Foxes = Stavili su mu lisice

Bean Yourself = Opasulji se

Cabbaged book = Raskupusana knjiga

I axed myself very much = Mnogo sam se sekirao

Fag Bag = Pederuša

What has? = Šta ima?

Small Before = Malopre

Edge and Police Wagon = Ivica i Marica

Who Plums You = Ko te šljivi

Two Bad Milosh Dead = Dva loša ubiše Miloša

Who drinks = Kopije

Just-steel = Baš-čelik

The In-fall of Little Mice = Upala mišića

Hello for Ready = Zdravo za gotovo

Blind Hose = Slepo crevo

Why yes no = Zašto da ne

Carry yourself = Nosi se

He has a loop = Ima petlju

Who cuts your hair = Ko te šiša

Since remember century = Od pamtiveka

Erase yourself = Obriši se

Liquid questions = Tekuća pitanja

To take healthy for over = Uzeti zdravo za gotovo

Since the little legs = Od malih nogu

Small before = Malopre

Sea, brother = More bre

Go escape = Idi begaj

To lead the bill = Voditi računa

Only killer = Samoubica

I am on five = Napet sam

Let's play tickets = Hajde da igramo karte

Two eggs on eye = Dva jaja na oko

If I only had a little more weather = Kad bih imao samo malo više vremena

I divide your opinion = Delim vaše mišljenje

She is in second stage = Ona je u drugom stanju

On the face of the place = Na licu mesta

Whochicken = Kopile

He looped himself with her = Spetljao se sa njom

I wish to elephant on you = Želim da se naslonim na tebe

What is falling on your brain = Šta ti pada na pamet

We were shooting from laughter = Pucali smo od smeha

He is big stamp = On je velika marka

He is not worth a pissing bean = Ne vredi ni pišljiva boba

Out of clean peace = Iz čista mira

Let's eat something from the legs = Da pojedemo nešta s nogu.

Photo-who-drinks = Fotokopije

The in-fall of little mouse = Upala mišića

On-elephant = Naslon

It doesn't dog = Ne pasuje

I old about him = Ja se staram o njemu

Red on railways = Crveno na pruge

Sea march = More marš

Treasure to you = Blago tebi

Are railway = Supruga

He is a spitten father = On je pljunuti otac

Fade, see, joke = Veni, vidi, vic(i)

I have to fish the floor = Moram da ribam patos

Holy shit = Sveta Stolica

Lamb handkerchief = Jagnjeća maramica

He took a paining = Uzeo je bolovanje

Look at him receiving himself = Vidi ga kako se prima

Everything that is lost can be thrown up = Sve što je izgubljeno može se povratiti

Lightbulb throat = Sijalično grlo

Priest singer = Pop-pevač

On those mothers = Natenane

The river blued the ground = Reka je poplavila zemlju

Everything is up and up = Sve je gore i gore

Eyes colors long = Oči boje duge

Directed cheeking = Usmereno obrazovanje

She has guilty legs = Ona ima krive noge

New Now = Novi Sad

Castration City = Skoplje  (alt. Withspear City = Skoplje)

Forescratch City = Zagreb

Wart City = Priština

Sarah Is An Ox City = Sarajevo

Wolfcook City = Vukovar

Saturday City = Subotica

Port Resort = Banja Luka  (altern. Spa Harbor = Banja Luka)

Runaway Hair = Bežanijska Kosa

Oh Yes Gypsy Fox = Ada Ciganlija

To-Grandfather-her City = Dedinje

Notmind City = Neum

Slantox = Kosovo

Little bad city = Mali Lošinj

Mt. Nick-Was-Digging = Kopaonik

Mt. Noise-Oils = Bukulja

Mt. I-Chorus-and-on = Jahorina

Mt. Damned-and-is = Prokletije

Mt. He-was-Like-an-Ox = Biokovo

Mt. Flat = Ravna Gora

No Cat = Nemačka

And That Fox = Italija

No Yes Stolen = Neda Ukraden

Yes To Little Cannon = Dado Topić

Hope Big Cannon = Nada Topčagić

Little Rose Little Juice = Ružica Sokić

Happy Account = Radoje Kontić

Freeman Gentlefuck = Slobodan Milošević

But I And Brother-In-Law Escape = Alija Izetbegović

Edge except = Ivica Osim

Goverments giant = Vlada Divac

Sparkwho dogburn = Žarko Paspalj

Overdear dayandhunt = Predrag Danilović

Dick Droolfucker = Đoka Balašević

Peace I on = Mirjana

Peacewho = Mirko

Kissopeace = Ljubomir

Andout = Ivan

Earlywho = Ranko

Gentleis = Miloje

Mildis = Blagoje

Apartmentwho (Flatwho) = Stanko

Colorado = Bojan

Apartmentandpeace = Stanimir

Warandpeace = Ratimir

Dearkiss = Dragoljub

Who-what-on = Koštana

Who Washes, Him Two = Ko umije njemu dvije

Don't lay devil = Ne lezi vraže

Go to the ass on the fair = Idi u dupe na vašar

Where cracked yes cracked =  Kud puklo da puklo

May the devil beat hawthornes with you = Vrag s tobom gloginje mlatio

Who about what, grandma about doughnuts = Ko o čemu, baba o uštipcima

You can't have both lamb and the money = Ne možeš i jare i pare

When the willow gives birth to grapes = Kad na vrbi rodi grožđe

Let your pretty house be far away = Daleko ti lepa kuća

Cheese and military music = Sira i vojne muzike

Where all the Turks, little Mujo as well = Gde svi Turci tu i mali Mujo

You're banging like Maxim on the division = Lupaš kao Maksim po diviziji

Dear God, the strange events when euphoria was all over Serbia = Bože mili, čuda velikoga, kad se šćaše po zemlji Srbiji

Could be to be, could be not to be = Mere bit' bidne mere bit' nebidne

Donkey, don't kick the bucket untill green grass = Ne lipši magarče do zelene trave

                                                                       Peacewho S. Vraneš